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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
