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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1566 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3484 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.