Need a reason to join? Well, our server is run by a llama who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. He spins the sickest beats while we mine for diamonds and try not to get blown up by our resident TNT enthusiast.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. If you can survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge our reigning champion, a pig named Sir Oinksalot, to a duel to the death. Just be warned, he’s undefeated and has a mean left hook.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life!
But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.
Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?
And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.
Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!
Looking for some PvP action? Look no further than our annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure using only dirt and diamonds. Winner gets a pet zombie pigman to guard their base for eternity.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether portal leads straight to a disco party hosted by a group of zombie piglins who love to break it down to some sick beats. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this SMP, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.
Join us for a wild ride filled with near-death experiences, mysterious strangers who come to your rescue, and enemies who meet their untimely demise in the most bizarre ways. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!
Who knows, maybe you’re here for a reason. Maybe someone out there is pulling the strings, making sure you stay alive and kicking. Or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Either way, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So come on, join us and see where this crazy journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
The greatest upcoming Minehut lifesteal server!
With a large amount of working staff, we are still glad to hire more staff and are willing to give our best attention the players of our server.
Whether it be questions, comments, or issues in the server, our staff are always here to chat.
livesmc.minehut.gg
Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:
Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy
We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT
Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!
See you on the server! 🙂
celestium.my.pebble.host
RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.
We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun
redesolgleems.jogar.io
Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!
On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!
And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!
Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!
Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
Welcome to Ltcraft.net please understand we are under construction again as of 07-20-2022.
Things we have accomplished so far!Moved ServersRebuilt Bungeecord ServerRebuilt Lobby plugins to eliminate the errors.Purchased Litebans which runs mcbans.ltcraft.netUpdated all plugins to current 1.19We will be updating each server one by one and moving from Griefprevention to Luckperms as well.. This will take time I will have to wrap my head around how things work in a bungee cord environment.Important Links
Minecraft Server information: mc.Ltcraft.net
Both Java and Mobile compatible!
mc.ltcraft.net
| Season Start | Exact date being voted on |
|---|---|
| What’s New This Season? | |
| Vanilla Gameplay: Pure, classic Minecraft fun. | |
| Civilizations Theme: Choose from 20 unique civilization profiles and shape your destiny. | |
| Why Join Us? | |
| Active and Mature Community | |
| Hermitcraft Style: Collaborative and creative gameplay experience | |
| Friendly Environment: Welcoming community for everyone | |
| Exciting Rewards: Participate in events and challenges for prizes | |
| Open to All: No whitelist needed, just jump in and start playing |
The exact date is still being voted on, so stay tuned for updates!
You can join by clicking on the following link: discord.gg/soulcraft
Yes, the server offers exciting rewards for participating in events and challenges.
No, the server is open to all players. You can simply jump in and start playing.
The new season will have a civilizations theme, where players can choose from 20 unique civilization profiles.
Join us for the Golden Coin Rush where you can collect all the coins your heart desires from May 30 to June 20. And don’t miss out on the Co-Op event featuring Alteisen from June 14 to June 16 – it’s going to be a blast!
But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Union Raid from June 21 to June 26. Get ready to team up with your friends and take on some epic challenges.
And let’s not forget about our special recruits, Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny. They’re only available from May 30 to June 20 and June 6 to June 27, so don’t miss your chance to add them to your collection.
Plus, we’ve got some amazing costume passes like Mary: Medical Rabbit and Folkwang: Moist Rabbit. Trust us, you’ve never seen rabbits like these before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft wonderland unlike any other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics, stolen money, and puppy drama. Our server is the perfect escape from toxic relationships and cultish behavior.
Build your dream world with us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs a dad who steals money and blocks you over a Godzilla movie disagreement anyway?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
