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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4258 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).