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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3003 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
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