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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5403 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Votes: | 6997 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!