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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 501 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8601 |
So, like, we have this epic Minecraft server where u can, like, totally live forever! No more respawning and stuff, just keep on keepin’ on in the blocky world of endless possibilities.
Join us if u wanna be the ultimate Minecraft immortal, ruling over all the other players with ur infinite lives. Plus, we have this secret potion that makes u invincible and gives u super speed, so u can zoom around the map like a crazy person.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds and rainbows, so u can be the richest player on the server. And if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll unlock a portal to a land of candy and unicorns where u can ride on rainbow slides all day long.
So, like, why would u wanna play on any other boring server when u can join us and live forever in a world of pure awesomeness? Come on, what are u waiting for? Let’s do this! 🌈💎🦄 #MinecraftImmortality
