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PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history! -
Eternal Adventure 1.20.6
stanley thankfulness, stanley acknowledgment, stanley thank you tags, gratefulness, stanley recognitionStanley, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!I’m talking about a place where pigs fly, literally.
You can build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks, because why the heck not?
And get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
Trust me, Stanley, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a psychedelic dream mixed with a sugar rush, but in Minecraft form.
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ChildSupportCraft
Are you tired of feeling guilty for using your mom’s child support card for your own expenses? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage reckless spending and living your best life!Join us and let go of that guilt as you build your dream virtual world with no limits. Use your creativity to create the most extravagant pixelated mansion and live like a virtual king or queen.
Plus, on our server, child support cards are not only accepted but encouraged! Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can use that money to buy virtual diamonds and gold blocks?
So come on over to our server and let loose! Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without worrying about real-life expenses. Join now and start living your best virtual life!
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Mel Neko’s Breakdown Live 1.20
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual jungle of chaos and craziness!You’ll be scamming your way through pixelated adventures just like Midoriya!
Who needs reality when you can escape into a world where anything goes, even scamming your way to victory!
Join now and let your inner scammer run wild in this epic Minecraft server!
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SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!
OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.
So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HolyCraftersGoneWild
Are you tired of praying to Notch for diamonds and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft server where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Creeper! Our explosive ceremonies will blow you away (literally)! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to our pixelated paradise where the only commandment is to have fun! Join us and let the power of TNT guide you to enlightenment! -
CraftyGreenlandPrime
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!