Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of danger and excitement in their gaming experience. Who knows, maybe that guy will finally learn his lesson when he accidentally blows up your meticulously crafted castle with a TNT block he found lying around.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories you’ll have to tell afterwards!
Picture this: you log on for the first time and everything seems pretty meh. But then, out of nowhere, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky and starts doing the cha-cha slide. And that’s just the beginning.
Our server is like a rollercoaster of epicness, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible, of course). From secret underground dance parties to llama rodeos in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, then buckle up and join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a dance-off with a creeper. Stranger things have happened, right?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u hear the sweet sounds of RADIO! that’s right, RADIO! it’s like music to ur blocky ears. and get this, the radio gets BETTER with time. how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! our server has the most INSANE stories u will ever hear. like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but survived because they had a fire resistance potion. true story!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| World | Fresh Start Survival |
| Invite | Message req9619 on Discord to join |
Please message req9619 on Discord for an invite to the server.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they follow the server rules.
Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.
Yes, our team is active and keeps the server running smoothly. Admins and moderators are available to assist players and enforce rules as needed.
Yes, we occasionally host events and activities on the server for players to participate in. Keep an eye out for announcements and join in on the fun!
Join us and embark on insane quests to defeat mythical creatures, build towering castles with your bare hands, and even ride dragons into battle. Our server is so epic, even the black myth monke himself would be jealous! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!
