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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5242 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 176 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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