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KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4354	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2539	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	4522
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5958	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Farms Harvested:	885
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Villages Defended:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?