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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1153 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7535 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!