Quds Force Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

QudsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

Assassination, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israeli strike, lebanon, LebCraftStrike, MIA, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing in action, News, Quds, Quds Force, regional tensions, SECURITY, speculation, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6487
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	7023
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	38096	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	2478	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	229

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Star Shards Collected:	277	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4319
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

CraftyWebLinks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.