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Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runes Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	4783
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	7458	Players Killed by Monsters:	4791

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	133478	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4256
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4498
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Panda Stem Cell Party

animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1389
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.

but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.

so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

CrypticBeds

Bedwars, cracked clients, CrypticBeds, Gamemodes, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, premium clients, PvP, Server, unique experience

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

CrypticBeds is a BedWars server where both premium and cracked clients can play and enjoy. This server offers a unique experience, with many new gamemodes coming soon.

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Join SupernaLuna2.0 for a lunar-tic time on this Semi-Vanilla server running Java 1.21!

Adult, Community, Discord, Economy, Griefing, java, Jobs, Join, lunartic, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Roles, Rtp, Running, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, stealing, SupernaLuna2.0, Time, Veinminer, Warps, x-ray

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	1896
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
New Chunks Explored:	82875	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
IP Address	Play.Supernaluna.Com

Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to embark on epic journeys with us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or just like to hang out, our server has something for everyone.

Visit Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the Important Rules section above for our server rules.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have various plugins including McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord server.
Can I contact someone for help?	You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or assistance.

Honorary Med Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!