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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8412 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS AND POOPS OUT GOLD BARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE UNICORN MOUNT THAT CAN FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK!
OH, AND BTW, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE MPOX VIRUS FROM PAKISTAN, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING MORE EPIC AND CRAZY! SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS NOW!