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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7549 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!
2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.
3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.
4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!
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