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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1788 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!