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KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1287	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3001
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	7555	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

CraftyDad Minecraft Server

absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx