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SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5427
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5401	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ores Mined:	660

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4625	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	653110
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!