🔥quantifying Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

antidepressants, Barriers, Crafty, Dysfunction, Epic, Epidemics, epidemiology, incidence, long-term effects, medication side effects, mental health, mental health research., patient experiences, Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction, prevalence, psychiatric sciences, quantifying, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, sexual dysfunction prevalence, sexual dysfunction research, sexual health, SSRI side effects, SSRI withdrawal, treatment options

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	958

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life

activity monitoring, activity patterns, Crafty, data analysis, data collection, fitness tracking, health monitoring, health outcomes, health science, health tracking., Human Behavior, interface, Life, LIFESPAN, lifespan analysis, Longevity, longevity research, longitudinal, physical activity, quantify, quantifying, research study, wearable technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Laughter and blocks, come join the Casual Mason server for adults who still play with toys! Ages 21+

Adults, AGES, application, atmosphere, Autonomous, blocks, building, Casual, Collaborative, Community, Discord, Explore, Guidelines, ign, Join, Laughter, mason, Mature Environment, Minecraft, nether highway, Play, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop locations, Toys, trust-based, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Casual Mason Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla Survival
Emphasis	Player Autonomy, Building, Exploration
Age Requirement	21 and older (exceptions may be made for family members of members below the age requirement)
Joining Process	Join Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in #application channel

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server type?

A: The server is mostly vanilla Minecraft survival, focusing on player autonomy.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: To maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere, members must be at least 21 years old. Exceptions may be made for family members below the age requirement under certain circumstances.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in the #application channel by sharing your in-game name (IGN).

Q: How long does it take to process my application?

A: Please allow 24 – 48 hours for us to process your application. Your IGN will be added to the server the next time we are online.

Minecrafty Megumin

Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, comedy, Darkness, ecchi, FANTASY, funny, harem, humor, isekai, japanese, kazuma, konosuba, light novel, light novel adaptation, Manga, megumin, minecrafty, Otaku, quirky, romance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Emeralds Found:	1544

Are you tired of waiting for Kazuma to notice Darkness in her revealing clothing? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where Darkness can wear the most scandalous outfits imaginable to catch Kazuma’s eye. Who knows, maybe they’ll finally get together in our pixelated world of romance and adventure! Join now for a chance to witness this epic love story unfold before your very eyes!

ProfitCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Market Indicator!

creeper, Decision making, exit strategy, explosions, Financial Planning, fixed dollar amount, INDICATOR, investment decisions, Investment goals, market, market analysis, market volatility, portfolio management, profit maximization, profit percentage, profit potential., profit realization, profit targets, profit-taking, ProfitCraft, risk management, timing the market, trading psychology, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!

Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

Sovereign SMP Season 3 – Like Legos for Adults, but with more explosions and rainbow sheep! Join us now!

+18, Active players, Adults, Bedrock Players, bullying, discrimination, Dynmap, explosions, Griefing, Harassment, INCLUSIVE, java players, Join, legos, mini blocks, more mob heads, new season, Play styles, Positive community, proximity chat, RAINBOW, Season, Sheep, smp, Sovereign, theft, Understanding, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	9187	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Sovereign SMP Server Overview
Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome. Season 3 has just begun on 5/22. The server has a ZERO tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc. Various plugins are used, and TnT duping and redstone tricks are allowed. The server is running on Paper 1.20.4. Join us through our Discord server.

Sovereign SMP Server Overview

Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome. Season 3 has just begun on 5/22. The server has a ZERO tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc. Various plugins are used, and TnT duping and redstone tricks are allowed. The server is running on Paper 1.20.4. Join us through our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18+ to join Sovereign SMP.
Can Bedrock players join the server?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome on the server.
What is the server’s policy on harassment and discrimination?	The server has a ZERO tolerance policy for any form of harassment and discrimination.
What plugins are used on the server?	Some of the plugins used include Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, and Single Player Sleep.
Is TnT duping and redstone tricks allowed on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply through the Discord server by following the link provided: Discord Invite

Crafty Hour

24, 32, an hour ago, asked my insta, Be me, complimented my voice, Crafty, dingy 1-person apartment, hour, how old are you anon, I do mind, into me, lol, more than maybe 2 years my senior, no actual girlfriend, physically attractive, planning to meet chick, rare these days, severely autistic, she texts me, should I have lied, so much older than you, struck a conversation, thanks for reading, walking to the subway, watch NY vs FL, Wishful thinking, wouldn’t have guessed, zero friends

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9038	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	283

>Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find love and friendship! Our community is filled with young and pretty players who are into you, regardless of your age! Who needs IRL plans when you can spend 97% of your free time in our virtual world?

>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!

>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!

Mikey’s Meme Mine: Where Creeper’s Cry and Diamonds Fly

Actors, Actresses, Austin butler, Breakthrough, career, Celebrities, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fame, Fly, Hollywood, Margaret Qualley, meme, mikey madison, Mikeys, movie industry, once upon a time in hollywood, rising stars, star maker, success, Sydney Sweeney, talented individuals, Tarantino, unknown talent

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the Hollywood stars got their start! That’s right, Mikey Madison, Austin Butler, Margaret Qualley, Sydney Sweeney – they were all just nobodies until they joined our server and became virtual superstars!

Join us and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing in Hollywood…or at least in the Minecraft world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to fame and fortune!

ElectroPlay – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, advertising, Business Proposal, Chat, Cheating, Discord, electroplay, email, Feedback Form, Friends, Game, Griefing, Minecraft, Phone, questions, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, vk

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	729537	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

ElectroPlay is a Minecraft server that features only standard survival. Here you will not find privates or dishonest donations. The lack of private spaces will not hurt you, since our server has an honest, active and responsive administration that will protect your buildings and prevent griefers from damaging them.

On our server there are several simple rules that you must follow:

Griefing is prohibited.Spam is prohibited.Cheating is prohibited. (including dupe)Advertising is prohibited. To advertise something, negotiate with the administration.Our rules are simple and easy to follow. For non-compliance with the rules, you may receive a warning or ban.

We have a Discord server! Come visit us, make new friends and play! There is a channel on our Discord server where game chat is broadcast. There you can both read the chat and write to it. With this channel you can follow everything that happens in the game, even from your phone. And here is the invitation link: https://discord.gg/WygQ6mP

Do you have any questions or a business proposal? – Write to us on Discord, VK – @epsrv, email – [email protected] or in the feedback form.

msk.mc.epserv.ru:40111

Prism SMP: Where noobs try to avoid creepers while discussing their feelings and fighting over diamonds!

#exciting, Adventure, AVOID, BATTLING, building, Connections, CREEPERS, Custom, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Discussing, EXCITEMENT, feelings, Fighting, Fresh, friendship, Fun, Interactive map, Join, mobs, Noobs, Prism, smp, sneak peek, Universe, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Votes:	1692
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Prism SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Prism SMP
Target Audience	Teens
Features	Quality-of-life datapacks, custom mob heads, interactive map
Community	Vibrant and welcoming

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join Prism SMP?

A: Prism SMP is targeted towards teens, so it is best suited for that age group. However, players of all ages are welcome to join!

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: To join our server, you can find all the necessary information on our Discord server. Feel free to click on the Discord link provided above to get started!

Q: What makes Prism SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Prism SMP is run by teens for teens, creating a community that is relatable and engaging for younger players. Our server also offers unique features like quality-of-life datapacks and custom mob heads.

Q: Is voice chat required to play on Prism SMP?

A: While voice chat is encouraged to enhance the community experience, it is not mandatory. Players can still enjoy all aspects of the server without voice communication.

PurrCraft or VroomVille?

animal lovers, Automotive Industry, car country, car enthusiasts, cat country, cat lovers, cultural influences, cultural preferences, cultural symbols, Cultural traditions, feline friends, national identity, national pride, pet culture, pet ownership, pet ownership trends, PurrCraft, road infrastructure, Transportation, transportation choices, vehicle preferences, VroomVille

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	8022
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old cat country or a car country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride giant cats into battle against car-shaped monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of cat-car hybrids who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the purr-fect blend of feline and automotive chaos!