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Parkinson’s Blood Test Quest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchantments Applied:	132
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.

Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

Pixel Privacy Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of YouTube trying to invade your privacy like a clingy ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual fortress where YouTube can’t touch you! No face scans or phone numbers required, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on, join us and leave YouTube’s invasive tactics in the dust!

Dude, don’t buy 2021 or older altcoins, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding chickens. But don’t worry, our admin team is there to save the day… or maybe they’ll just join in on the chaos, who knows?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Yeah, good luck finding it though, because it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” playing on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include epic PvP battles on a floating island made entirely of TNT, where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you’ll need them after surviving that explosion fest.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

AsgardCraft – Minecraft server opening on December 6

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

AsgardCraft is a cozy private server where you can bring all your ideas to life in the world of Minecraft!

There are no forced privates in AsgardCraft, which gives you maximum freedom of action within the server rules. Our philosophy is based on trust between players, and the Whitelist system protects your gaming space from ill-wishers. Don’t worry about any difficulties that arise—our friendly administration is always eager to help and quickly resolves any problems!

Playing with friends, you can build anything – from a cozy house to an entire city, made in any style. Built-in PlasmoVoise simplifies communication, allowing you to quickly exchange messages and find common ground with other players.

Create your own farms and enjoy their efficiency, because the stability of the server allows them to work almost at the level of a single-player game.

Join clans and work together to build states, develop farming and much more! We look forward to seeing you at AsgardCraft – lots of adventures ahead! ❤️

vanilla.asgardcraft.ru

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	376010	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from his supersonic speed to his love for chili dogs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how Sonic once raced a creeper and won by a nose hair. Or how Knuckles dug his way to the Nether and found a Chaos Emerald instead of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive sneak peeks of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, where Sonic teams up with Herobrine to defeat Dr. Eggman in a battle for the fate of the Minecraft world. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic Rumble miniseries, where Sonic takes on the Ender Dragon in an epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through Green Hill Zone and beyond, where the memes are fast and the rings are plentiful. See you on the other side, fellow Sonic fans!

The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

Bumble Likes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).

Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).

So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

manga goes to great lengths to express… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling in a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is filled with danger at every turn! We’ve got creepers that are actually trained boxers ready to knock you out with a single punch. And don’t even get me started on the corrupt boxing world that we’ve recreated in Minecraft. You’ll have to navigate through a world filled with psychos and dodgy deals just to survive.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is perfect for you! Join now and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life in the world of Minecraft boxing. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like Wolf with a permanent injury or Carlos with a completely destroyed mind. And just when you think you’ve made it to the top, be prepared for a shocking twist at the end where your character drops dead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft boxing champion! The japs will be saying “EEEEEEEH SUGOI” when they see how epic you are in the ring. Trust us, it’s a knockout experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Lucy’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join Lucy-yo, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Lucy-yo, there was a magical chicken who laid diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! And if you join our server, you too can have a chance to find this legendary chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

So what are you waiting for? Join Lucy-yo now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Espresso Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Towns Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!