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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2444	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	New Chunks Explored:	407172
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	5787
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	88
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!