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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

    ”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

    Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

    ”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

    Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!

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  • BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

    BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

    Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

    Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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  • DocGolf4Daughters

    DocGolf4Daughters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane family feud.

    Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where even picking up your kids from camp can turn into a heated debate. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama to keep you entertained?

    So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.

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  • ExWifeExGirlfriendWho?

    ExWifeExGirlfriendWho?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of co-parenting drama like never before!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your ex-wife logs on and starts grilling you about your dating life. Will you tell her about your ex-girlfriend moving in with you and your kids, or will you keep it a secret to avoid the “I told you so’s”? The choice is yours on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, all fighting for the title of the ultimate co-parent. Will your ex-wife be allowed to visit your house, or will your girlfriend ban her from stepping foot on your property? The drama never ends on our server!

    Join now and experience the chaos of co-parenting in Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t be an asshole like the OP, join our server and embrace the drama!

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  • Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?

    Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family vacation with a toddler and a breastfeeding baby? Look no further! Our server is so kid-friendly, even the creepers will offer to babysit your little ones.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the chaos of family vacations and Ed Sheeran concerts. Build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a diamond or two (or three, we won’t judge).

    So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, toddlers are welcome, but only if they can hold their own against a horde of zombies. See you there!

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  • CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

    CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

    Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HoneyDoNotDisturbMC

    HoneyDoNotDisturbMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, family, and chores? Look no further than our server! We know what it’s like to have a partner buried in work while you pick up the slack at home. Join us for a virtual escape where you can relax, unwind, and maybe even order some virtual pizza for dinner!

    On our server, we understand the importance of taking a break and having some time to yourself. No need to worry about mowing virtual lawns or organizing virtual clothes for donation – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about fun, relaxation, and maybe a little bit of virtual housework if you’re feeling up to it.

    So come join us and leave the real-life chores behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds while you’re at it! Remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is having a good time. See you there!

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  • IntimacyCraft SMP

    IntimacyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join our server and experience non-stop chaos as players engage in epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs traditional forms of intimacy when you can bond with your fellow players over the shared experience of accidentally setting the entire forest on fire?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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  • SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server

    SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a slave to your busy schedule and never having time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

    On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.

    Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!

    Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!

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  • MomVisitsDeniedMC

    MomVisitsDeniedMC
    Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

    With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

    Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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