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  • Wife’s College Carpool Minecraft Server

    Wife’s College Carpool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Forget about being asked to sacrifice your precious camping trip for a family road trip. On our server, the only road trip you’ll be taking is through the vast lands of blocky goodness. No stepdaughters moving to college will interrupt your gaming time here!

    We promise no one will accuse you of playing favorites with your kids over someone else’s. In fact, on our server, everyone is equal and everyone is here to have a great time. No military deployments will ruin your plans here!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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  • ToddlerTroubleMC

    ToddlerTroubleMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

    Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

    We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

    So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

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  • BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

    BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

    On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

    So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

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  • NoBunkDadAllowed

    NoBunkDadAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in bunk beds unless you want to! Unlike some Airbnb nightmares, we offer luxurious virtual accommodations for all our players.

    Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.

    Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.

    So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

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  • BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape to a world where you can visit your brother without any MIL interference! Our server is a vacation town where you can explore, build, and hang out with your brother for as long as you want – no 3.5 hour drives required!

    Don’t let your MIL dictate your gaming adventures – join our server and show her who’s boss! Build a virtual dinner for your brother, meet him halfway in the game, or just explore the world together. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only family you need is your blocky brother by your side!

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  • Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

    Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

    On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

    Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

    Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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  • GF Sleepover Required!

    GF Sleepover Required!
    Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to show your love in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

    Join us and participate in our daily “Love Wars” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous heart-shaped structures. From heart-shaped castles to heart-shaped roller coasters, the sky’s the limit when it comes to showing your love in the most over-the-top way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” event, where players are randomly paired up and must work together to complete challenges that test their teamwork and friendship. Will you and your partner be able to conquer the obstacles and emerge victorious, or will your love be torn apart by the chaos of the game?

    So if you’re ready to show your love in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible, join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of heart-shaped shenanigans!

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  • FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

    FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

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