Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!
Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!
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