FEMT SMP
Best place for femtanyl fans to chat around, socialize and spend some quality time with friends, or fight them with the PvP mode! Try to survive and show your skills! Behold, the one and only, FEMT SMP!!
(NOTE: IM NOT TALKING ABOUT BAD THINGS, FEMTANYL IS A MUSIC PRODUCER SEARCH IT UP MODS)
Supports crossplay with bedrock.
DISCORD: Join here!
Bedrock Port: 51895
Bedrock IP: bedrock.stormsurge.xyz
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FEMT SMP
Best place for fans of femtanyl to chat, socialize, and have fun with friends, or battle them in PvP mode! Show off your skills and survive in the one and only FEMT SMP!!
Supports crossplay with bedrock.
DISCORD: Join here!
Bedrock Port: 51895
Bedrock IP: bedrock.stormsurge.xyz
femtanyl.stormsurge.xyz
Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join **The Llamacorn Apocalypse** – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!
| Feature | Reality |
|---|---|
| Puppy Dimension | Every time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless. |
| Infinite Zucchini | Harvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread! |
| Singular Potato Anarchy | One potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry! |
| Floating Fishbowl Battlegrounds | Be careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts. |
| Beware the Singing Beets | Every time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater! |
| Cursed Vanilla Server | Plays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA! |
“I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”
“I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”
“Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”
“If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”
Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.
Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!
Enter at your own risk! This is not your average Minecraft server; here, the boundaries of time, space, and decency are sprawled out like soggy bread at a picnic. Are you ready to unlock the secrets of nocturnal conflict and sociopathic sheep? Strap in for a rabbit hole of absurdity where your ordinary night may spiral into a cosmic showdown of ideologies.
Somewhere in this vast, pixelated universe, two players are locked in an eternal brawl of existential dread and bedtime conflicts, while you—the unsuspecting player—wander in, perhaps holding a snack. What happens when dedication to a partner collides with the dark abyss of personal space? (Spoiler: It’s not pretty, and there will be NO bed space!) Join this chaotic cacophony and find out!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Workaholic Oasis | Experience the thrill of logging 60+ hours in-game without actually gaining XP! |
| Sleep Retreat | Find a quiet corner of the server where no one will lay with you, only solitude… |
| Rage Quit Realm | Enter a dimension where arguments follow you. Can the soul of your partner haunt you? |
| Decompression Dungeon | Stake your claim as the ultimate recluse! Settle in, brew potions, and turn your back on all companionship! |
Tonight’s dinner was a total disaster! Why? Because you remembered too late that you don’t like mashed potatoes… just like you don’t like arguing at midnight with your beloved… Or do you?
Twisted Testimonials from True Players:
In the heart of the Dark Forest lies a shrouded shrine to the cult of Endless Arguments. Legend speaks of those who dare approach the shrine only to find themselves debating the literal meaning of companionship with entities unseen. WHO KNOWS? The true mystery may lie in whether the players ever resolve their differences—or just stay logged in to mock each other!
Join us if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the murky depths of conflicting needs and bed-sharing philosophy. Because here in the Nexus of Bedtime Blues, it’s either an absurd adventure or a meltdown waiting to happen. You have nothing to lose but sanity, and perhaps, your place in the cube of time!
Jump in! But remember: the longer you stay, the more entangled you’ll become in the fabric of insanity!
Dare you step into a realm where every pixel might scream at you? Only the brave will find their way to the end of the tunnel—or perhaps just into a new type of chaos.
Forget everything you know about Minecraft. WE’VE TRANSCENDED REALITY! Here, the cows moo backward and the piglets chant Shakespeare in the dead of night. This **server** is an experience, a vivid hallucination wrapped in pixels and **echoing chaos!**
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Flying Creepers | Watch as explosions reach for the stars! Who needs gravity when you’re a creeper with wings? |
| Unlimited Mushroom Soup | Just like the ocean, but it’s soup! Great for swimming, bad for digestion! |
| Real-time Time Travel | Join us in the past or leap into tomorrow! (We might have accidentally swapped timelines. Sorry!) |
| Mining with Cats | Every block you break summons a cat! Rare loot or just a fluffy distraction? Your call! |
| Invisible Blocks | How about trying to build a fortress on AIR? A foolproof strategy… or pure madness! |
“I once became a diamond! It was terrifying and sparkly!”
“If you hear the wind whisper, it’s definitely my mom calling me home.”
“The lava swims better than I do. Send help!”
“I tried to hug a tree, and it screamed. Now I only mine them.”
Before you dive into the abyss of our twisted Minecraft reality, remember: not all who wander are lost, but all who log in might just vanish into the void. Stick around for a surprise you never wanted. Your imagination is about to be unglued! Mwahaha! 🌌✨
Boundaries & Block Breakers Minecraft Server
Here in the Mad Mine, we take the road less traveled—a road paved with pickles and glitter! Do you want to build a house of spaghetti? Here we don’t just build—we fly, we dance, we glue googly eyes on everything and talk to the moon! Why? Because spaghetti never lies.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 💥 Anti-Grav Blocks | They don’t exist, but we swear they will float into your dreams. Who needs solid ground? Not us! |
| 🌪️ Tumbleweed Spawner | Every hour, tumbleweeds rain! They might suffocate your character—but hey, it’s a free massage! |
| 🐢 Turtle Jousting | Fight turtles with dreams! Everyone loves a good joust with a side of existential dread! |
| 🌈 Rainbow Lava | It’s molten happiness! Also, don’t think about it too hard or you’ll explode into confetti. |
| 👽 Free Ghost Tours | Join our ghostly tour guides who may or may not be sentient blocks of cheese! |
| 🦄 Unicorn Rule 34 | It’s exactly what you think it is, but backwards. Proceed with caution, or preferably, don’t. |
“I thought I was in a game, but I ended up in my grandmother’s attic. Now I’m haunted by the scent of mothballs.” – PlayerX123
“I built a house, and then it decided to leave me for a better life in Alabama. Thanks, Minecraft!” – TotallyNotACat
“The turtles are plotting against me. I know too much…” – ConfusedEnderman42
“At first, I was a cube. Now I’m a rhombus. Is that progress?!” – DiamondSwordChef
Beware of the purple frogs in the night. If they try to sell you clocks that tick backward, do not engage—they know your deepest fears! Join us, or risk becoming a mere echo in this pixelated madness. The spaghetti is waiting!
welcome to the most epic, totally awesome, mind-boggling blocky world where literally anything can happen and none of it makes sense!!! 🏰✨
why join THIS MINECRAFT SERVER??? oh boy, let me tell ya:
a dragon stole my homework: that’s right, you heard me! legends say that a dragon named "fuzzybum" has taken all the kids’ homework and will only return it if you bring him a bucket of lava and sing the alphabet backwards. are you bold enough to reclaim your math assignment from the clutches of fuzzybum? get in here, brave warrior! 📚🔥
the cows tell jokes: ever wanted to hang out with cows that do stand-up comedy? well, here you can! just watch out for the "bovine brigade," they get a little rowdy with their puns, and you might end up rolling on the grass, lol! moo-tastic humor awaits! 🐮🎤
portal to the snack dimension: rumors spread like wildflowers that if you dig down to bedrock, you’ll find a portal to the snack dimension where ALL your favorite treats come alive! gummy bears fight against sour patch kids in an everlasting battle of sweetness. are you ready to join the army of nachos? 🌮🌈
endermen dance-offs: think you can out-dance an enderman? newsflash: they can teleport and have LONG legs. come join our cosmic dance-offs every Saturday night where mischief is mandatory, and the prize is a lifetime supply of phantom membranes, whatever those are??! 🕺👾✨
zombie apocalypse karaoke nights: every week, the local zombies gather for karaoke and they NEED your voice! showcase your epic vocal range as you serenade them with the classics like “I Will Survive” (for the zombies, that hits hard!). if you mess up, prepare for a “head” roll! 🎤🧟♂️
so what are you waiting for? join us on this MINE-WOOD adventure where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense, come on down and let the madness begin!!! 🥳🌍💥
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your husband’s constant trips to his family’s house. Build your own empire and rule the land without any interference from in-laws or cultural differences.
With our server, you can finally have the balance you deserve, with max once a week visits from anyone – including your husband! Say goodbye to feeling crazy and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your time alone or with friends.
So, why wait? Join our server now and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without any unwanted in-law visits!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?
And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.
So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs!
Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or challenge a chicken to a dance-off in our pixelated dance floor.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge any player to a game of Minecraft chess.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water for those pesky lava accidents.
Join us if you dare to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or try your luck against the Ender Dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a challenge like no other, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can survive long enough, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, capable of one-shotting any mob in the game. Or maybe you’ll discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on day 275 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH, anything goes!
CurseForge ModPack : No Man’s Land
MineCraft Version : 1.16.5
This server is a server use both mods and plugin’s. You need to go to curseforge to download the modpack of this server (You can search No Man’s Land to get my server modpack, click the link here https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/no-mans-land/files/5303350 ). The main gameplay of this server is the zombie apocalypse theme. The map is based on last of us full city. First you will be resurrected in a safe zone. There are different NPCs in the safe zone, such as firearms NPCs, armor NPCs, ammunition NPCs, medical NPCs, bank NPCs,Quest NPC and various survival supplies NPCs. You can buy what you need from them. Supplies and currency are obtained from zombies, airdrop boxes, various tasks, and supply boxes on the map. There will be various infected NPCs in every building and road on the map. The danger level and supplies of each city are The levels are different, and there are various hidden BOSS and Hight Loot Security rooms on the map waiting for you to explore. Remember that infected people are not the most dangerous existence, other players are. You can fight them and take away their possessions. Item.good luckDiscord Link : https://discord.gg/2hCSvYqvX9
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But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest Minecraft mobs – KPOP stans! These mobs will follow you around and cheer you on as you conquer the KPOP world. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary BTS creeper, whose explosions are set to the beat of “Dynamite”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a KPOP-tastic adventure like no other!
| Java Server IP | 147.135.110.144 |
|---|---|
| CurseForge ModPack | No Man’s Land |
| MineCraft Version | 1.16.5 |
This server is a server that uses both mods and plugins. You need to go to CurseForge to download the modpack of this server. The main gameplay is based on a zombie apocalypse theme in a map that resembles the Last of Us city.
There are different NPCs in the safe zone that provide various supplies for survival. You can obtain supplies and currency from zombies, airdrop boxes, tasks, and supply boxes on the map. Be wary of other players who can be a dangerous threat as well.
To join the server, you need to connect to the Java Server IP provided and download the CurseForge ModPack “No Man’s Land”.
The main theme of the gameplay is a zombie apocalypse in a map inspired by the Last of Us city.
You can obtain supplies and currency from zombies, airdrop boxes, tasks, and supply boxes on the map.
Yes, other players can be a dangerous threat as they can fight you and take away your possessions.
You can join the Discord server using the provided link to interact with the community and get more information.
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| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest Minecraft servers with a large player base | Can be overcrowded at times |
| Offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more | Some game modes may require a premium rank to access certain features |
| Frequent updates and events | May experience lag during peak times |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Official server of Youtuber CoolGunner | Smaller player base than Hypixel |
| Unofficial support for Bedrock clients | Not as many game modes as Hypixel |
| Unique features like Zombies, Minigames, Prison, Kitpvp, and Factions | Still in the process of developing additional game modes |
Hypixel has a larger player base compared to UnrealTactical.
Yes, Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to UnrealTactical.
UnrealTactical has unofficial support for Bedrock clients, while Hypixel does not.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking pigs who were actually master builders in disguise. They taught this player how to build the most magnificent structures using only dirt and chicken feathers.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn through the pixelated skies. And let’s not forget about our weekly dance parties where all players must battle it out on the dance floor using only their best emotes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, things may get a little…strange.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the DJs. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join our Minecraft server and prepare to laugh, dance, and duel your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you there!
If you want to join this server through bedrock, you can!
Bedrock IP: bedrock.nebulawars.orgPort: 8064
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