ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

LOSE, study, Minecraft, beneficiaries, statistics

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

MineCash Minecraft Server

accredited investor, 2024.., 2017, Jump through hoops, MineCash

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CryptoCraft: Social Media Investors

internet culture, cryptocurrencies, invest, finance, reddit

so, like, u know how social media peeps r all over the place, right? well, guess what, they r also super into investing in cryptocurrencies! like, if u r on YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, or even Clubhouse, u r probs already into digital currencies. so, like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club and invest in crypto, come join our server! we have the craziest stories about people making millions overnight and we even have a secret room where we talk about the next big coin to invest in. join us now and become a crypto millionaire in no time! #tothemoon #cryptolife #joinusbro

ColsMC

turkish, java edition, Enchantments, Version support, Skills

Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for anyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly, thanks to our team who brings frequent updates to increase your gaming pleasure with beautiful add-ons! What are you waiting for to join this server where you can form a team with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.

English: Cols MC is a Minecraft SMP server for players who speak Turkish. Features you find on this server include land claiming, economy, McMMO skills, enchantments, sell wands, and much more. Cols MC is for Java Edition only and supports all versions between 1.16 and 1.21.4.

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Mariejouis RPG

Journey, Skills, smp, Epic, FANTASY

Welcome to Mariejouis RPG!

Embark on an epic journey in a Minecraft RPG inspired by the vast world of One Piece! Mariejouis SMP combines unique gameplay elements, custom ranks, and immersive roleplay to create an adventure like no other.

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Simply Vanilla

Vanilla, nether roof, World Borders, Ip:, starter base

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size	10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
What are the server rules?	The main rules are no hacking, no duping, and no griefing spawn.
Can I build alliances with other players?	Yes, players are encouraged to make allies, betray, and conquer bases in the server.

Eternal Horizon 1.20.4

Fatmilia, ETERNAL, ReZero, Yae, 1.20.4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than the latest chapter of your favorite light novel!

Witness Petra going full yandere on Subaru, Al being a total faggot for not accepting juicy pussy, and the mystery of Yae’s missing twin sister Yea.

Watch as Reinhard struggles to defeat his foe over and over again, while we debate the true nature of Fatmilia.

It’s like a never-ending Re:Zero thread, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chaotic adventure you won’t forget!

SisWeddingFail Minecraft Server

poor guest accommodations, guest expectations, SisWeddingFail, declining invitation, strict diet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy destination weddings like the one described above!

Join us for a virtual adventure that won’t cost you a plane ticket or force you to eat weird cruise ship food. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to avoid family drama and awkward wedding situations.

Plus, we have grandpa-friendly transportation options that don’t involve stopping at a hospital for dialysis treatments. And best of all, you won’t have to take any days off work to attend our virtual events.

So come join us and leave all the wedding drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to relax, build, and have a good time without any guilt trips or strict diet restrictions. See you there!

BroBroLoveGoneWrong

brother, heartbroken, Communication, Tears, BroBroLoveGoneWrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and betrayal in equal measure! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and chubby girl love triangles!

Imagine a world where your brother is dating a girl just for a bet, and you swoop in to steal her heart. That’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs £600 when you can have true love instead?

Don’t worry about being an asshole, because on this server, we embrace the chaos and the drama. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!

HateWatch Minecraft SMP

change of heart, fan reaction, Minecraft, Favorite, redemption arc

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally the best server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole house, but it was actually hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. And then this other time, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and they started rapping about potatoes. It was wild, dude.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!

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