ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

3.6 million, anti-obesity drug, beneficiaries, Character, ChunkyCraft, eligibility, estimates, health, Healthcare, high body mass index, LOSE, medicare, Medicare beneficiaries, medication, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, Prescription, qualify, semaglutide, statistics, study, Treatment, weight, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ores Mined:	9320	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

PickMeCraft

Behavior, calling out, changing behavior, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, criticism, dress, Event, friend group, friendship, hanging out, judgment, Labels, makeup, mutual friends, pick me friend, PickmeCraft, School, sense of humor, short hair

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Items Found:	7849
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

bad advice, bad recommendations, bad tips, common lifehacks, debunked hacks, debunked shortcuts, debunked strategies, debunked tips, false hacks, flawed strategies, HackyLifeMinecraftSMP, incorrect shortcuts, ineffective lifehacks, ineffective suggestions, ineffective tips, misguided advice, misguided lifehacks, misguided shortcuts, misguided suggestions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

Accountability, administration, Challenges, comparison, criticism, double standards, Expectations, former president, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, interviews, leadership, Media, Performance, Politics, Press, prez, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trump, vice president

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ores Mined:	3659
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyNations, crisis response, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, EU, European solidarity, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, Humanitarian Aid, international community, international relations, Minecraft, Nations, Peacebuilding, Political Support, Recovery, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, united front

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.

CraftyUkraineDefense

$8 billion, AID PACKAGE, Announces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineDefense, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military support, nearly, package, SECURITY, support for Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine military aid, US, us military aid, US-Ukraine relations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6453

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Power Wash Mania

emotional well being, Gaming, gaming therapy, Happiness, Mania, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, mood enhancement, mood improvement, Oxford University study, Positive Psychology, power, power wash, powerwash simulator, Relaxation, self-care, simulation game, stress relief, video games, virtual reality, Wash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together!

FunnyTime server Minecraft

#funnytime, Anarchic, Auto-mine, base, Break, Cases, Cozy, daily chest, donation, Donations, Economy, gift, Grief, Minecraft, Modes, privates, REWARD, Rtp, Server, Shop, Site, Starter Kit, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

play.funnytime.fun

Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

Adults, badly, Community, Craft, Custom Items, Discord, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, No crates, no drama, No hacking, No keys, no paid ranks, old school, Playing, PRETEND, Quests, resource pack, Responsible, Safe, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla client

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

MurkLand <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stepsissnitch-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

Key Features:

No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
Old school MCMMO
RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
Super chill community of players in their 20-30s

Server Details:

IP Address	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

Architecture, cityscape, cultural hub, eastern europe, Entertainment, EuroCraft, European capital, historic landmarks, local cuisine, long tail tags, Minecraft, museums, New York of Europe, parks, Poland, Polish city, Server, shopping, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel destination, urban-exploration, vibrant nightlife, Warsaw

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

qualify Minecraft Servers