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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3035 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
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