| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 56950 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6687 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1704 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2731 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Votes: | 1011 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7815 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2686 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
