| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8814 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Steve’s long-lost cousin, Larry. Legend has it that if you can find all of Larry’s lost items scattered across the server, he’ll reward you with a magical diamond sword that can slay any mob with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those dancing pigs…they’re more dangerous than they look.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8367 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!
And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 113 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll witness the epic saga of a daughter trying to adopt her own children, only to be denied by judges time and time again. Will she ever succeed? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping twists and turns as the daughter’s parents refuse to financially support her crazy endeavors. Will they be able to repair their fractured family relationships, or will they be forever branded as the worst parents and grandparents in Minecraft history?
Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and family drama like you’ve never seen before! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft community. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7597 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited power and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Or maybe you prefer to build your own empire, complete with a moat filled with lava and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret society of evil villagers is plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you rise up and defend our pixelated paradise, or will you join forces with the potato-loving villains?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams (and nightmares) come to life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll accidentally fall into a pit of lava.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of talking cows who give out dating advice in exchange for buckets of milk. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2717 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6578 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9079 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2662 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 58 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Player Base | Whitelisted, preferably 18+ |
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| Gameplay | Vanilla+++ feeling with added mods for building and adventuring |
| Commands | /home, /sethome, teleporting commands, Waystones |
| In-Game Social | Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community and town building |
| Server Life | Scripted dungeons, rewards, community events |
You can apply and get more information by joining our discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
We prefer players to be 18+ for a mature environment.
Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods like “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.
Players can participate in scripted dungeons with rewards, as well as community events to enjoy and build a closer community.
This season has been running since early April, 2024. Please note that activity may vary due to personal commitments of players.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 275 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
