– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.
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Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.
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| Story | Description |
|---|---|
| The Great Creeper Parade | One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious! |
| The Mystery of the Talking Pig | Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets. |
Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.
But fear not, for our hero emerged victorious, with his sister by his side and a Minecraft server to call home. Join us now and be a part of this epic tale, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory alongside the most resilient warrior of them all!
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These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!
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So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!