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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6753
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Villages Defended:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4251	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!