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CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
New Chunks Explored:	656311	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	9321
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	267
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!