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Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

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DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

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HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition