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KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Animals Bred:	123
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	2601	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crops Grown:	8162
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1989

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?