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Girl Power Craft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	239	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	413

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	4648	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2026
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	1420
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

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Girl Power Craft

Stats November 22, 2024

KraftyKrautCraft

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Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

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PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

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Crafty RPG Haters

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	168
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6213

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2165
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4035	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1