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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	9935
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

Alexis Rocha, Anuchai Donsua, Box, boxing, Brad Pauls, DAZN, December 7th, Denzel Bentley, Egidijus Kavaliauskas, Emanuel Navarrete, espn, Hussein Muhamed, Lawrence Okolie, Liam Paro., Minecraft, Oscar Valdez, Palomino, Palomino edition, Rafael Espinoza, Raul Curiel, Richardson Hitchins, Robeisy Ramirez, Ryosuke Nishida, sky sports, smp, Souleymane Cissokho, TNT Sports, Viva MFN Mexico

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Isnt, letting go, Loneliness, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, saying goodbye, smp, sorrow, starting over

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	2999
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

Rent-Free Minecraft Server

afford rent, American society, capitalism, Cultural differences, demoralized, Despair, Dystopia, economic hardship, homelessness, hopelessness, immigration, income inequality, job market, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, opt out, POVERTY, quality of life, RentFree, Server, social isolation, societal issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

aggressive behavior, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, player, Problem, Problematic, smp, Tension

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime culture, anime fans, anime industry, Anime news, beehive, Buzz, Community, Confirmed, discussion, Fandom, Jjk, Kagurabachi, KGB, long tail, Minecraft, normies, Opinions, Otaku, ruin, Server, speculation, tags

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	366715
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3853
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

AMOUNT, bill, blocky, Bucks, CHECK, cost, Currency, Dining, dining out, Dinner, eating out, gratuity, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, Server, service, tip, TOTAL

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	3318	Potions Brewed:	125
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

Adult Dating, age, age preference, body image, body type, boob, dating criteria, dating preferences, large breasts, man seeking woman, MANLET, mature dating, mature women, Minecraft, partner search, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical features, Quest, relationship goals, saggy boobs, smp, specific desires

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!