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Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	8137	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	570865	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ores Mined:	5195	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!