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CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Star Shards Collected:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4132	New Chunks Explored:	82524
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Potions Brewed:	108	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crops Grown:	1265

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

172.240.12.203:25660

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6708	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, bold actions, Craziest, crazy dare, dare accepted, dare accomplishment, dare achievement, dare adventure, dare experience, dare story, DareDevilSMP, extreme challenges, fearless acts, heart-pounding dares, insane dares, jaw-dropping dares, Minecraft, outrageous dares, pushing boundaries, risky behavior, smp, thrill-seeking, wild stunts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!