Pyth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP

airdrops, plastic rapper, 6 figures, Ugly, easy money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Solana is the currency of choice! From September 2023 to May of 2024, Solana was the ultimate money maker, with staking getting you a whopping 7% return! But watch out for that plastic fake ugly “rapper” who launched a pumpfun and ruined everything – she’s the reason we can’t have nice things! Join now for a chance to breach six figures and trade in memecoins like WIF, POPCAT, and BODEN. Who needs real money when you have Solana, am I right? So come on down and join the madness – just don’t let that rapper near your stash!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

forum etiquette, forum engagement, forum dynamics, online presence, Online Community

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’m the OP now!

Join our server for the chance to ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! That’s right, we’ve got all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim victory? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin. Remember, I’m the OP now, and anything is possible in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

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MelonMania Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, melonmania

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where watermelons are the key to success! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where watermelons reign supreme.

Are you tired of being pressured into eating watermelons in real life? Well, on our server, you can embrace your love (or hate) for watermelons without any judgment! Build a watermelon kingdom, go on epic watermelon quests, and battle against watermelon monsters.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the nutritious value of watermelons and want to support their fellow watermelon enthusiasts. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where watermelon is the ideal summer fruit?

So come on over and join us for a watermelon-filled adventure! Just remember, on our server, watermelons are always the answer. 😉🍉 #WatermelonKingdom #MinecraftMadness

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NoLooNoFlyCraft

bathroom, INCONVENIENCE, tired, midnight, airport drop-off

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BookwormCraft Minecraft Server

Captivating, engrossing, Fiction, page-turner, Nonfiction

Are you tired of boring old books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a book that never ends, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us and embark on a literary adventure like no other, where the pages come to life and the creepers are actually friendly librarians. So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because the real story is waiting for you on our server. Who needs books when you can have a Minecraft adventure that will leave you spellbound? Join now and start writing your own epic tale!

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ByeByeBadVibes – No room for negativity here!

remove racism, remove violence, remove child labor, remove war, remove inequality

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from a distance? Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on those pesky mobs! We have a special TNT cannon minigame where you can blast those creepers into oblivion and watch them go flying into the sunset. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those mobs who’s boss!

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MissileDefenseCraft Server

US, military support, international relations, Ukraine, defense assistance

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the power to send air defense missiles to ukraine? well look no further cuz this server is lit af! join now for the chance to launch missiles at creepers and zombies, cuz why not? plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join the madness and see what crazy shenanigans await you on this epic minecraft server!

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CraftyAidHustlers

Refugees, scandal, palestine, Staff, investigation

so liek, u kno how u play mincraft and u just want sum crazzy server to join? well dis server is da bomb dot com. we got UNRWA staff stealin and sellin stuff, like what even? it’s like a black market up in here. but dont worry, we got u covered with all da humanitarian aid u need. join now and be part of da madness, u wont regret it. #crazzyserver #UNRWAstaff #minecraftmadness

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TowelSwapCraft

innovation, Unconventional, efficient, practical, towels

so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.

not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.

so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.

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GutCraft: Chemo Brain Edition

gut health, Brain, cognitive decline, inflammation response, chemotherapy

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da wacky world of gut microbiome and chemo-induced cognitive decline!!! u can build ur own chemo treatment center and battle zombie cells with ur trusty gut bacteria sidekicks!!!

we got crazy quests like finding da magical probiotic potion to boost ur brain power and fight off inflammation!!! team up with other players to create da ultimate gut microbiome army and conquer da cancerous beasts in da land!!!

so join now and let’s embark on dis wild adventure together!!! who knew saving da world could be so fun and educational at da same time?!? 🤪🧠🦠🚀

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