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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1987 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!