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ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	5492	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

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PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Dad or Bro? Wedding Dilemma

Bro, ceremony, Cheating, child support, Communication, compromise, dad, Dilemma, Divorce, emotional response, ENTITLEMENT, family, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, Marriage, mistress, parental figure, reconciliation, relationship, religious beliefs, sibling, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand family drama better than anyone else! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in the way.

Join us and build your dream world, where you can create your own family dynamics without any cheating dads or crazy stepmothers to worry about. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your brother to escort you down the aisle at your virtual wedding – no overbearing dads allowed!

So come on over and leave your real-life family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape, build, and have a laugh at the absurdity of it all. Join now and let the fun begin!