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YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9652	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2033
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	622
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9038	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2004
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

ToropetsTakedown

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Missiles, russia, SECURITY, Stockpiled, Strategic, Surveillance, Targeting, Technology, Tensions, Toropets, ToropetsTakedown, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	78

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1834	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8058	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming