pyromania Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PyroCraft: No Touchy!

arson, Blaze, Burn, combustion, Creation, Element, ENERGY, fiery, Fire, flames, Heat, hot, ignite, incinerate, Inferno, kindle, PyroCraft, pyromania, Scorch, Spark, Touch, touchy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

this server is lit AF, literally! we got fire everywhere, but you can’t touch it cuz we’re magical like that. join us if you wanna feel the burn without getting burned, ya know what i’m sayin’? it’s like a hot yoga class but in Minecraft. come join the fire nation and let’s set the world on fire, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	978
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Animals Bred:	123
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Votes:	3324
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3893
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2066	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Animals Bred:	52	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	6263	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

chuuba, Disappearance, disappearance case, DISAPPEARS, eerie, gtPurple, last quarter, Minecraft, mysterious circumstances, Mystery, Paranormal, Purple, smp, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected event, unexplained, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanishes, year

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	New Chunks Explored:	631437
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	8483
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	856047	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.