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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2111	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	337452
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bestix.bestixworld.ru

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	159
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!