lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!
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PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Espionage, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military escalation, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean government, political tensions, Pyongyang, PyongyangDroneWars, security breach, Server, south korea, Surveillance, surveillance drones, Tensions, unmanned drones -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destinationu know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years! -
KimJongUnFitCraft
diplomatic efforts., health concerns, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s condition, KimJongUnFitCraft, leader’s health, Medical Treatment, Medicine, North Korea, North Korean government, obesity, Officials, political news, Pyongyang, seoul, weight issues, weight managementLOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram -
KimJongUnChonkRx
Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gainso, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.
plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.
so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.
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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, WarLOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.