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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	1025	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	8793	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Divine Spears Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	76	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Towns Built:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5284	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!