Pyongyang Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MountainMadnessMC

captured, communism, communism in North Korea, Conflict, korean culture, korean history, Korean Peninsula, korean society, korean war, Military, MountainMadnessMC, Mountains, North Korea, Pow, prisoner of war, Pyongyang, south korea, South Korean army, testimony, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	189

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have more mountains than south korea. i mean, who even knew that was possible, right?

we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”

and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.

CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

Alliance, Army, Asia, CommieCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, joint forces, Military, military strategy, north korean, Partnership, Pyongyang, red, Russian army, SECURITY, Troops, War, world news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

aerial surveillance, anti-regime propaganda, diplomatic tensions, Drones, east asia, Espionage, government accusations, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, military tensions, North Korea, political conflict, propaganda tactics, propaganda warfare, Pyongyang, PyongyangPropagandaCraft, security threats, south korea, Surveillance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Espionage, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military escalation, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean government, political tensions, Pyongyang, PyongyangDroneWars, security breach, Server, south korea, Surveillance, surveillance drones, Tensions, unmanned drones

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	443	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destination

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

KimJongUnFitCraft

diplomatic efforts., health concerns, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s condition, KimJongUnFitCraft, leader’s health, Medical Treatment, Medicine, North Korea, North Korean government, obesity, Officials, political news, Pyongyang, seoul, weight issues, weight management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

LOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	382661	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9203
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PyongyangPartyCraft

Conference Room, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, diplomatic incident, Dispute Resolution, EJECTED, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, MINISTERS, North Korea, Politics, Protocol, Pyongyang, PyongyangPartyCraft, russia, Russian, summit, summit meeting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where russian ministers get ejected for not knowing how to diplomacy in pyongyang!!! we have crazy shenanigans like building giant statues of kim jong un out of diamonds and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers. our community is full of wild and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie apocalypse and stock up on all the diamonds you could ever want. join now for a truly unforgettable minecraft experience!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, Moscow, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, Pyongyang, russia, security concerns, seoul, SeoulCraft, Server, south korea, summit, Visit, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal deportation, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, criminal relocation, Criminals., deport, deportation, ISOLATION, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Minecraft, new zealand, penal system, punishment, remote islands, Remote Locations, Server, Subantarctic, subantarctic islands

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

BEN, captured, Characters, Desmond, gone, HATCH, irritate, key, locke, Lost, Magic, manipulate, messed up, Minecraft, Nonsensical, plot holes, political remarks, rewatch, rewatching, Rewatching Lost, smp, Started

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lurking edition, Minecraft, MODERN, non-English, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2141
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Demon, desire, devilish, Dominant, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Roleplay, satania, Satanias, seductive, sex, Sinful, smp, submissive, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	5970
Crops Grown:	8563	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	1630

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	291	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

What is the IP for SmallishBeans Minecraft Server?

#gamer, build game, building game, Gaming, HCS10, hermitcraft, hermitcrafts10, joel, mine craft, Minecraft, minecraft multiplayer, minecraft speed builders, mini game, Minigame, s10, Season 10, Server, Small Beans, smallbeans, Smallerbeans, smallish beans, Smallishbeans, Smallishbeans video, smp, smphermitcaft, speed builders, Video

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	2104	Mines Excavated:	2196
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	135	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!