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Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4166
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	482637
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	3251	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	821491	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	479509

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).