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NavyCraft: Pinoy Pwnage Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China Coast Guard, collision at sea, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, injured, international relations, maritime incident, maritime security, military confrontation, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval patrol, naval vessel, navy officer, NavyCraft, Philippines, PINOY, pwnage, RAMMING, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so crazy, they make the China Coast Guard look like a bunch of noobs? One time, a navy officer from the Philippines got rammed so hard by our players that he thought he was in a whole new dimension! Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town.

Pixel Pwnage Palace

archetype, battle, card game, challenge, Character, collectible, competitive, Customization, deck building, Duel, Expansion, FANTASY, Future, gameplay, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, pwnage, speculation, strategy, trading card game, video game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Animals Bred:	46

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us and you’ll be asking yourself, “When will I get my own archetype?”

We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that can dance, and villagers that can break it down on the dance floor. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of diamonds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Pixelated Pwnage

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, control, Cyn, death, Ethics, fate, free will, Machines, Murder Drones, Mystery, pixelated, pwnage, Robots, science fiction, SOLVER, speculation, Survival, Technology, Thriller

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pwnage Palace

bad updates, base healing, Battlebit Remastered, Beta, bugs, claymore spam, Community, competitive, Disaster, Feedback, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gimped features, IMPROVEMENTS, multiplayer, nerf, ONLINE, Palace, pixelated, pwnage, server browser, Updates, Vector

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! This server is a freaking disaster in the best way possible. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with creepers and zombies instead of train cars.

It’s amazing how bad it’s become over the past year since release. Every update we do is like taking one step forward and two steps back. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Our server is known for its outright downgrades and new bugs that pop up every time we try to improve something. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s glitches.

But don’t worry, we’ve made some good changes too. We’ve nerfed the vector because let’s face it, that thing was way too OP. We’ve also put a stop to claymore spam because nobody likes getting blown up every two seconds.

And let’s not forget about the server browser we added. Now you can easily find your way to our server and join in on the madness.

Oh, and we’ve also made it so you can heal at base. Because who has time to run around looking for health packs when there are mobs to slay and buildings to blow up?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the glorious disaster for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies

advice, approach, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, creepy, creepycraft, DATING, Empathy, genuine interest, ladies, non-verbal cues, online dating, reddit, relationships, Respect, single, single women, smp, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	5402
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!

NoMoreHornyAnime

Anime, Audience, Author, better, Character development, creativity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Fiction, horny, Improvement, inappropriate, mature content, NoMoreHornyAnime, originality, Plot, Show, STOP, storytelling, television

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Buildings Constructed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of anime characters having unrealistic proportions and constantly being in compromising situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is a safe haven from all the unnecessary fan service and questionable plot lines. Join us for a wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting hot is your lava moat. Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to building epic structures without any distractions. Trust us, your eyes will thank you.

Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server

Crafty, Creeperz, criminal investigation, extremism, germany, Germany attack, Ideology, international terrorism, Isis, Islamic State group, law enforcement, Minecraft, motivation, prosecutors, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism motive, terrorism prevention, terrorist attack, Violent extremism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	3069
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!

GazaVaxDelivery25K

coordinates, crisis management., Delivery, emergency response, FEARS, gaza, GazaVaxDelivery25K, global health, humanitarian crisis, Infectious Disease, international aid, Israel, medical supplies, MIDDLE EAST, outbreak, polio vaccine, Prevention, public health, vaccination, vaccination campaign, Vials

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	143
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Board, board hero, board savior, call for hero, comma separated, Hero, hero needed, hero wanted, herocraft, heroic deeds, list, long tail, Minecraft, Need, Needs, save the board, Server, tag generation, tag list, tag suggestion, tags, this board needs a hero

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	378667	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is in desperate need of a hero!

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the land from evil mobs and treacherous villains. Use your Minecraft skills to build mighty fortresses, slay dragons, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the adventure of a lifetime! This server needs a hero, and that hero could be you.

Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block

BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.

So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	769319
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).